Kier's life got flipped, turned upside down
And he'd like to take a minute just sit right there
He'll tell you how he became the prince of a town called Xen-Air
In Reading, UK born and raised
In his office where he spent most of his days
Chilling out on the XenForo community forums
And all coding some PHP outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making lawsuits in his forumhood
He got in one little fight and IB's lawyers got scared
And said 'you've beaten us this time, you legend Kier'
He laughed and trolled with them the other day
And then he got rich of 24 hour opening sales
Then Kier packed his bags moved to Xen-Air
He put his MacBook on and said he might as well kick it
"First class, yo this is bad,"
Drinking success out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Xen-Air livin' like
Hmm this might be alright!
He whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licenseplate said 'PURE WIN' and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to Xen-Air
I pulled up to a house about eleven or twelve
And I yelled to the cabby 'Yo, home smell you later'
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
Now to close the opening sale at my throne in Xen-Air...
so that made little sense.