First off, I resent and vehemently deny the implication that I am involved in that horror show!
I had hoped that it would not be necessary to bring this up, but since my credibility and loyalty is being questioned, I feel I must.
You should know that I am a close personal friend of Messrs. Darby and Sullivan. We often spend weekends at the Loch Lomond Golf Club in Scotland, where we are all members. We like to pile onto the xenForo corporate jet early Friday afternoons and make a weekend of it, playing a few drunken rounds while smoking Cuban cigars and ridiculing the poor. Kier's japes skewering those on the dole are side-splitting, and Mike does an imitation "Scouse" that would have you rolling on the floor if you were ever in his presence. Which you never will be.
When they told me of their plans for this business venture (and asked for an "initial investment" of $600,000) I was skeptical, yes. But Kier laid it out for me as we sped through the streets of London in his chauffeur driven Bentley; "JP," he said, "This is going to be something that I can't even explain, so just write the check already." Naturally, I did.
And that is why you are here today, so I would appreciate the respect that is due!
Thank you.