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Joke of the day

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Dynamic, Feb 1, 2011.

  1. Dynamic

    Dynamic Well-Known Member

    A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

    There were three shelves in the bedroom with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cudddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall.

    It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought that he had put into arranging the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and
    finally huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of teddy bears but doesn't mention that to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.

    They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while, she finds herself thinking. "Oh my god. Maybe this guy could be the one.! Maybe he could be the future father of my children?"

    She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into the bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so overwhelmed that she
    responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known, and even did a few things she had never done with any other man.

    After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it for you?"

    The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes and says.....















    "Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf"....!!
     
  2. iTuN3r

    iTuN3r Well-Known Member

  3. Dynamic

    Dynamic Well-Known Member

    oops. Well a mod can fix this.
     
  4. Peggy

    Peggy Well-Known Member

    LOL, that is a good one.
     
  5. Kim

    Kim Well-Known Member

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    ps... any woman faced with a wall of teddy bears owned by a man would not be impressed with his sensitive site, she would take the first opportunity to slip out of the house undetected and flee.
     

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