lol, let's not bring that line here!!! Heard it enough to last a life time... how about.... *cracks knuckles in thought*
How about: "
The XenForo package is currently baking at 375F. We are waiting for the Xenpopper to pop. Once it pops it will be ready for your consumption. In the mean time, care for some cheese and crackers?"
It's different, unique, and probably never been used before.