Why does that not surprise me.... like you have time! I'm beginning to think you are a cron job!
Why does that not surprise me.... like you have time! I'm beginning to think you are a cron job!
Have to tried installing a bridge?I have a software incompatibility with women.
Uh great, we share the same operating system (Or is it a driver which causes the incompatibility?)I have a software incompatibility with women.
The next time you're talking with them, maybe it'd be better to hold off for a while before you mention anything about colonics.I have a software incompatibility with women.
He lives in CA.The next time you're talking with them, maybe it'd be better to hold off for a while before you mention anything about colonics.
Sure it's not a hardware problem? Perhaps your execution time is too short?I have a software incompatibility with women.
I have a software incompatibility with women.
Who doesn't ! That's normalI have a software incompatibility with women.
Why use logic when emotions trump everything ?It's cause women are not written using traditional software standards. If they were, they'd respond to such things as logic, and would be able to read maps.
hahahah O God !! good one lolSure it's not a hardware problem? Perhaps your execution time is too short?
lol good comeback.Have to tried installing a bridge?
Watch it buster.It's cause women are not written using traditional software standards. If they were, they'd respond to such things as logic, and would be able to read maps.
Uh oh... *runs and ducks*
Independence day, you can "usb upload" a virus into alien technology, but we've yet to understand women.It's cause women are not written using traditional software standards. If they were, they'd respond to such things as logic, and would be able to read maps.
Uh oh... *runs and ducks*
The next time you're talking with them, maybe it'd be better to hold off for a while before you mention anything about colonics.
{Note to self: Many of the things I hear about California social scenes are true. Fly over, but do not stop, in California on future trips.}I recently met a girl who is genuinely interested in my enemas. That was one of the first things I mentioned when we started talking.
Jake, you should be smart enough to know you don't start the pillow talk right off the bat!I recently met a girl who is genuinely interested in my enemas. That was one of the first things I mentioned when we started talking.
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