Caption Competition

[John]

Do my ears make my butt look fat?

 

[John]

Julie's next challenge was getting the 55 gallon tub of butter up the escalator.

 

[Edrondol]

Do my ears make my butt look fat?

Big ears joke has been done.

 

[Shelley]

As she climbed higher up the escalator her ears began popping.

 

[Jose Amaral Mota]

Lorena Bobbitt looking for new husband....

 

[John]

Can you ear me now?

 

[Edrondol]

The mall at Hobbiton did a brisk business in produce.

 

[John]

Last one before I call it a night

 

[Edrondol]

Soon after getting pulled over, Jim found out all kids had to wear helmets.

 

[John]

Not to be outdone by his buddy with the fat girlfriend, Carl took to the streets.

 

[Jose Amaral Mota]

I like mine with a bush...y tail.

 

[Trombones13]

VS.

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!
Who will emerge as the victor--Billy and the Kid, or the Road Hogs?

 

[Edrondol]

I love ewe.

 

[Edrondol]

Did I kill the thread?

 

[Jose Amaral Mota]

Did I kill the thread?

A Moderator just login... wait till he leaves...

 

[Fred Sherman]

Last one before I call it a night

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Hmmm...Why is the small of my back suddenly wet and sticky?

 

[MilesDB]

Wonder what would be your reaction if someone put your unsightly picture [everyone's commenting here] out for public viewing and asked for caption.

 

[Edrondol]

Wonder what would be your reaction if someone put your picture [everyone's commenting here] out for public viewing and asked for caption.

I could not care less.

 

[Sami]

Someone took my corn.

 

[Peggy]

Lorena Bobbitt looking for new husband....

OMG rofl, lolol