Caption Competition

[Shelley]

Honda: Our bikes will grip onto any surface ensuring your safe passage home. (counterweight sold separately)

 

[Jethro]

Han tried to jump to light speed but forgot he had Jabba rather than Leia on board ...

 

[Shelley]

Here at honda we don't just stop with a sale. We will gladly collect your old model and you'll never need to know where destination b is.

 

[Paul B]

Proof that two into one does go.

 

[Dan]

That bike is hauling serious ass.

 

[Jose Amaral Mota]

ROAD HOG!
RIDIN’ FAT!
HAULIN’ ASS!
DEAD WEIGHT!
DOIN’ “BIG” THANGS!
Cation !WIDE LOAD!
WIDE IN REAR
Warranty Voided... Exceed weight limited
You know what really grinds my gears?

 

[Peggy]

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I'm fairly big, but not as big as that gal. Otherwise I'd have to be seriously insulted at some of these replies! lol

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[Shelley]

Double seats, for double cheeks!!

edit: How about a different caption John?

 

[John]

edit: How about a different caption John?

Your wish is my command

 

[John]

"Well Fred, I managed to get the luggage out but I have no idea where my leg is"

 

[Shelley]

hello honey, I'm calling to say I had a little accident with the car.

 

[Edrondol]

"Auntie Em? Yeah. It happened again. This time they got my little truck, too."

 

[Edrondol]

Built Ford Tou-OHMYGOD!!!

 

[John]

I told you that prosthetic leg was going to be the death of me...will you believe me now????

 

[Shelley]

911 - A tornado stole my leg.

 

[Edrondol]

Oh yeah. I'm an excellent driver. Definitely an excellent driver.

 

[Kim]

My caption to this would have to be: "Well Fred, I managed to get the luggage out but I have no idea where my leg is"

LOL I was going to say something very similar

"Hey Honey, I just got me one of them One person half cars, bit breezy, but great mileage!

 

[John]

It was the biggest damn prairie dog you've ever seen...just jumped right out of nowhere!

 

[Edrondol]

Yeah, honey? I wrecked the truck again. No, I'll be okay. Actually I'd be better if this sadistic jerk would put his camera down and help me!!

 

[Edrondol]

Hello, police? I want to report a fat chick on a motorcycle. Yeah. I was laughing so hard I missed my turn.

(alternately)

Automobile? AUTOMOBILE?!? Ditch! Big ditch! VRRM!! SPSHHHH!