Caption Competition

[Jethro]

Wonder what would be your reaction if someone put your unsightly picture [everyone's commenting here] out for public viewing and asked for caption.

Already been there and done that

 

[Fred Sherman]

Wonder what would be your reaction if someone put your unsightly picture [everyone's commenting here] out for public viewing and asked for caption.

"But I was clearly on the outer edge of the nostril. But there - but there was no pick! I - I did not pick! There ws no pick!"

 

[Shelley]

No new caption? *pokes john*

 

[John]

No new caption? *pokes john*

hmmm...how about this?

 

[Trombones13]

"Look, everyone! My beans are baked too!"

"I'm training to be a circus seal. What...I'm not doing it right?"

 

[Caelum]

Rule 34. No exceptions. Not even for beans.

 

[Shelley]

"Despite what the tin says these beans are not running down into my bush"

 

[Edrondol]

I have no caption. I'm too busty - BUSY! - staring at the photo.

 

[grant sarver]

The OP is Photo-Shopped. The sparks are going the wrong way unless he's in reverse.

 

[John]

Well, that last one seems to have been a fail. How about this one:

 

[Jose Amaral Mota]

Tea Baggin'
Self Neutering...
Oh, man is this going to hurt!
licking them just did not do the trick!

 

[Paul B]

"Give him a biscuit and he'll let you."

 

[Kim]

Internet Brands - Learning the "cut off your nuts to spite your face" lesson - the HARD way.

 

[Fred Sherman]

hmmm...how about this?

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Jane was trying to make it as an actress in LA, but still had to pay the bills. Food Fetish Model isn't glamorous, but it allows her to avoid the seedy LA porn scene which prays upon out of work actresses.

 

[Edrondol]

Fido never left the house.

 

[Fred Sherman]

Fido never left the house.

Who would?

 

[John]

Time to resurrect this thread:

 

[Caelum]

Time to resurrect this thread:

"Steve was shocked to find he had lost something down there over the course of the day..."

 

[Kim]

Gosh Dang it... Looks like I used up all the ammo on that last "poop the tourist" raid

 

[Fred Sherman]

When did I eat sunflower seeds?