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Caption Competition

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by John, Jan 10, 2011.

  1. John

    John Well-Known Member

    Okay, give it your best shot :D

    Screen shot 2011-01-10 at 1.52.36 PM.png
     
  2. Peggy

    Peggy Well-Known Member

    "OOOOOOOOOPS - heheh sorry"
     
  3. Shelley

    Shelley Well-Known Member

    My fat hairy arse is on fire. Vrooooooooom!!
     
  4. Sami

    Sami Well-Known Member

    The inventive couple was lucky to survive when the brakes malfunctioned.
     
  5. jmurrayhead

    jmurrayhead Well-Known Member

    That's gotta be bad on gas mileage.
     
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  6. Boothby

    Boothby Active Member

    They wear no helmets, that's really irresponsible. ;)
     
  7. Edrondol

    Edrondol Well-Known Member

    The ride was a little bumpy but they were handling it. Until the tacos she ate for lunch came back to haunt them both. A gout of flame was the last anyone ever saw of them as they rocketed away at greater than 200 miles per hour.




    (Yes, I know it's a little long and a fart joke....but I couldn't resist.)
     
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  8. Peggy

    Peggy Well-Known Member

    ROFL!
     
  9. Fred Sherman

    Fred Sherman Well-Known Member

    New from Honda - the dual-cheek emergency braking system.
     
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  10. Edrondol

    Edrondol Well-Known Member

    On the bright side, Tim reflected, wheelies have never been easier.
     
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  11. Trombones13

    Trombones13 Well-Known Member

    "Better out than in, I always say!"
    -Shrek :p
     
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  12. Mattie Num Nums

    Mattie Num Nums Active Member

    Trailer hitch sold separately.
     
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  13. Shelley

    Shelley Well-Known Member

    Bike manufacturer: Our bikes are built to last.
     
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  14. Edrondol

    Edrondol Well-Known Member

    Him: How's the ride?

    Her: Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.
     
  15. Mattie Num Nums

    Mattie Num Nums Active Member

    Fixed that for you :D
     
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  16. Fred Sherman

    Fred Sherman Well-Known Member

    "We don't leave anything to chance. All of our bikes undergo rigorous stress testing to ensure the highest quality. Your bike may never have to handle a load like this, but isn't it comforting to know that i can if you need it to?"

    "Honda Quality: We test with our fat asses before your fat ass ever gets on it."

    "There is supposed to be a bike under here somewhere".
     
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  17. Shelley

    Shelley Well-Known Member

    honda bikes are for the woman of today, we will warm up your roadkill not run over it. :D (funny to me)

    Guy on bike: I smell bacon.
     
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  18. Kim

    Kim Well-Known Member


    Guy - Guess I should have sprung for the Harley "wide boy" after all!
     
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  19. Fred Sherman

    Fred Sherman Well-Known Member

    The following are R-rated. Text is same color as background and you must highlight to see them. Kids, please have your parents permission. If you are easily offended, do not view:

    • Now I know why they call them crotch rockets!
    • The Kawaski Ninja, the world first 249cc vibrator
    • The Kawaski Ninja - the first 249cc marital aid gauranteed to rekindle your spark.
     
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  20. Kim

    Kim Well-Known Member

    Guy's biker friend - Hey Hank... you know how we said you should get a Smokin Hot Mama for the back of your bike.... well we didn't mean your actual Mama!
     

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