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Caption Competition

Edrondol

Well-known member
#7
The ride was a little bumpy but they were handling it. Until the tacos she ate for lunch came back to haunt them both. A gout of flame was the last anyone ever saw of them as they rocketed away at greater than 200 miles per hour.




(Yes, I know it's a little long and a fart joke....but I couldn't resist.)
 

Peggy

Well-known member
#8
The ride was a little bumpy but they were handling it. Until the tacos she ate for lunch came back to haunt them both. A gout of flame was the last anyone ever saw of them as they rocketed away at greater than 200 miles per hour.
(Yes, I know it's a little long and a fart joke....but I couldn't resist.)
ROFL!
 

Edrondol

Well-known member
#14
Him: How's the ride?

Her: Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.
 

Fred Sherman

Well-known member
#16
"We don't leave anything to chance. All of our bikes undergo rigorous stress testing to ensure the highest quality. Your bike may never have to handle a load like this, but isn't it comforting to know that i can if you need it to?"

"Honda Quality: We test with our fat asses before your fat ass ever gets on it."

"There is supposed to be a bike under here somewhere".
 

Fred Sherman

Well-known member
#19
The following are R-rated. Text is same color as background and you must highlight to see them. Kids, please have your parents permission. If you are easily offended, do not view:

  • Now I know why they call them crotch rockets!
  • The Kawaski Ninja, the world first 249cc vibrator
  • The Kawaski Ninja - the first 249cc marital aid gauranteed to rekindle your spark.
 

Kim

Well-known member
#20
Guy's biker friend - Hey Hank... you know how we said you should get a Smokin Hot Mama for the back of your bike.... well we didn't mean your actual Mama!