Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by John, Jan 10, 2011.
Okay, give it your best shot
"OOOOOOOOOPS - heheh sorry"
My fat hairy arse is on fire. Vrooooooooom!!
The inventive couple was lucky to survive when the brakes malfunctioned.
That's gotta be bad on gas mileage.
They wear no helmets, that's really irresponsible.
The ride was a little bumpy but they were handling it. Until the tacos she ate for lunch came back to haunt them both. A gout of flame was the last anyone ever saw of them as they rocketed away at greater than 200 miles per hour.
(Yes, I know it's a little long and a fart joke....but I couldn't resist.)
New from Honda - the dual-cheek emergency braking system.
On the bright side, Tim reflected, wheelies have never been easier.
"Better out than in, I always say!"
Trailer hitch sold separately.
Bike manufacturer: Our bikes are built to last.
Him: How's the ride?
Her: Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.
Fixed that for you
"We don't leave anything to chance. All of our bikes undergo rigorous stress testing to ensure the highest quality. Your bike may never have to handle a load like this, but isn't it comforting to know that i can if you need it to?"
"Honda Quality: We test with our fat asses before your fat ass ever gets on it."
"There is supposed to be a bike under here somewhere".
honda bikes are for the woman of today, we will warm up your roadkill not run over it. (funny to me)
Guy on bike: I smell bacon.
Guy - Guess I should have sprung for the Harley "wide boy" after all!
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Now I know why they call them crotch rockets!
The Kawaski Ninja, the world first 249cc vibrator
The Kawaski Ninja - the first 249cc marital aid gauranteed to rekindle your spark.
Guy's biker friend - Hey Hank... you know how we said you should get a Smokin Hot Mama for the back of your bike.... well we didn't mean your actual Mama!
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