Caption Competition

[John]

Okay, give it your best shot

 

[Peggy]

"OOOOOOOOOPS - heheh sorry"

 

[Shelley]

My fat hairy arse is on fire. Vrooooooooom!!

 

[Sami]

The inventive couple was lucky to survive when the brakes malfunctioned.

 

[jmurrayhead]

That's gotta be bad on gas mileage.

 

[Boothby]

They wear no helmets, that's really irresponsible.

 

[Edrondol]

The ride was a little bumpy but they were handling it. Until the tacos she ate for lunch came back to haunt them both. A gout of flame was the last anyone ever saw of them as they rocketed away at greater than 200 miles per hour.




(Yes, I know it's a little long and a fart joke....but I couldn't resist.)

 

[Peggy]

The ride was a little bumpy but they were handling it. Until the tacos she ate for lunch came back to haunt them both. A gout of flame was the last anyone ever saw of them as they rocketed away at greater than 200 miles per hour.
(Yes, I know it's a little long and a fart joke....but I couldn't resist.)

ROFL!

 

[Fred Sherman]

New from Honda - the dual-cheek emergency braking system.

 

[Edrondol]

On the bright side, Tim reflected, wheelies have never been easier.

 

[Trombones13]

"Better out than in, I always say!"
-Shrek

 

[Mattie Num Nums]

Trailer hitch sold separately.

 

[Shelley]

Bike manufacturer: Our bikes are built to last.

 

[Edrondol]

Him: How's the ride?

Her: Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.

 

[Mattie Num Nums]

Bike manufacturer: Our bikes are built for ass.

Fixed that for you

 

[Fred Sherman]

"We don't leave anything to chance. All of our bikes undergo rigorous stress testing to ensure the highest quality. Your bike may never have to handle a load like this, but isn't it comforting to know that i can if you need it to?"

"Honda Quality: We test with our fat asses before your fat ass ever gets on it."

"There is supposed to be a bike under here somewhere".

 

[Shelley]

honda bikes are for the woman of today, we will warm up your roadkill not run over it. (funny to me)

Guy on bike: I smell bacon.

 

[Kim]

Okay, give it your best shot

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Guy - Guess I should have sprung for the Harley "wide boy" after all!

 

[Fred Sherman]

The following are R-rated. Text is same color as background and you must highlight to see them. Kids, please have your parents permission. If you are easily offended, do not view:

• Now I know why they call them crotch rockets!
• The Kawaski Ninja, the world first 249cc vibrator
• The Kawaski Ninja - the first 249cc marital aid gauranteed to rekindle your spark.

 

[Kim]

Guy's biker friend - Hey Hank... you know how we said you should get a Smokin Hot Mama for the back of your bike.... well we didn't mean your actual Mama!