Corrupt a wish game...

[Tigratrus]

Granted, but you're now only a theoretical version of yourself.

I wish the cat next to my shoulder wasn't such a pestiferous complainer.

 

[EQnoble]

Granted you are the neighbors kid as mentioned before and are looking for a bridge

I wish I didn't just step on a piece of a disposable boxcutter

 

[GofD]

Granted you are the neighbors kid as mentioned before and are looking for a bridge

I wish I didn't just step on a piece of a disposable boxcutter

Granted. You stepped on the sharp edge of a cleaver instead. Ouch.

I wish my husband would bring me a glass of wine.

P.S. Hope you're not really hurt!

 

[Tigratrus]

Granted! But your daughter just threw up.

I wish I knew why poor Elizabeth's feeling nauseous.

 

[GofD]

Granted. It's because you smell bad. (sorry, couldn't resist

)
I wish our daughter didn't have my tendency toward migraines.

 

[Tigratrus]

Granted. Instead she steals your kitchen.

I wish the wood stove in the basement would load it's own logs.

 

[Jose Amaral Mota]

I wish the wood stove in the basement would load it's own logs.

Granted, but you live in a log house...

I wish I had more time everyday...

 

[ManagerJosh]

Granted. Instead she steals your kitchen.

I wish the wood stove in the basement would load it's own logs.

granted but it's starting to load the furniture too.

I wish xenforo was not being sued by Internet brands.

 

[EQnoble]

Granted, they are suing you instead for saying Internet Brands, and now they are suing me.

I wish I didn't see things before they happen.

 

[GofD]

Granted. Now life passes you by without you taking note of any of it.

I wish I could stay up all night when my mind is working best and function like a human being the next day.

 

[EQnoble]

Granted but you are flying in a plane at the exact speed an in the exact patter that would make it always the same time every time you enter a new time zone therefor it would always be night...and you will never sleep again....there for there would never be a next day.

I wish I didn't forget my food in the baker/broiler

 

[CTXMedia]

Granted, but you've now forgotten who you are, where you live, and how to ride a bicycle.

I wish I had x-ray vision ...

 

[Rigel Kentaurus]

Granted, but you cannot turn it off and on at will, it is always x-ray vision, all the time
I wish I had a cheesecake right now ...

 

[Onimua]

Granted, but it's a normal cake filled with nacho cheese.

I wish I could have the ability to dive deep in the ocean without equipment.

 

[Fred Sherman]

Granted, you are now a giant squid

I wish I had Superman's powers

 

[Onimua]

Granted, but instead of being allergic to kryptonite, you're weakened by aluminum.

I wish I could run faster than anything on earth.

 

[CTXMedia]

Granted. You have the speed of a cheeta with a rocket strapped to its back. Unfortunately, you look like one, and the rocket flames are burning your ...

I wish I had chewing gum that never ran out of minty fresh taste.

 

[Fred Sherman]

Granted, its stuck to the bottom of your shoe.

I wish I could go fishing today

 

[MYstIC G]

Granted, you go fishing, hook a fish and it drags you into the water and 100 miles out to sea.

I wish I could bring about world peace.

 

[CTXMedia]

Granted. Everyone now loves each other, with one glaring exception ... YOU!! They all hate you!!!

I wish I had taken better care of my teeth as a young man.