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Corrupt a wish game...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Fred Sherman, Feb 21, 2011.

  1. Fred Sherman

    Fred Sherman Well-Known Member

    Time for a little twisted fun. Here's how it works. The poster before you wishes for something. You corrupt that wish and then make a wish of your own. For example:

    1st Poster:
    I wish for a billion dollars.

    2nd Poster:
    Granted, but its in Zimbabwe dollars ($.08 US)
    I wish for a new Camaro

    3rd Poster:
    Granted, but its a Matchbox car
    I wish for the ability to sing like Beyonce

    4th Poster:
    Granted, but you suffer from agoraphobia.

    You get the picture...

    Let us begin..

    I wish for the perfect beer recipe.
     
  2. Trombones13

    Trombones13 Well-Known Member

    There is a perfect beer recipe, but you don't know it and the only person who knows it speaks no English and won't share it with you. *pbbt*

    I wish for a billion American dollars. :p
     
  3. Edrondol

    Edrondol Well-Known Member

    Granted. It's in pennies. And it falls on you from the sky.



    I wish I could read minds.
     
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  4. Slavik

    Slavik XenForo Moderator Staff Member

    Granted, but reading everyone elses mind drives you insane.

    I wish for a Veyron.
     
  5. Fred Sherman

    Fred Sherman Well-Known Member

    Granted, it comes disassembled with instructions in Navaho.

    I wish for a home in the Grand Cayman Islands
     
  6. Dodgeboard

    Dodgeboard Well-Known Member

  7. Fred Sherman

    Fred Sherman Well-Known Member

    Granted, as your aorta ruptures...

    I wish for an end to homelessness
     
  8. Peggy

    Peggy Well-Known Member

    granted, a trailer for everyone

    I wish to be thin
     
  9. Slavik

    Slavik XenForo Moderator Staff Member

    Granted, but you become annorexic.

    I wish to be the worlds best poker player.
     
  10. Peggy

    Peggy Well-Known Member

    Granted, but you have no friends left


    I wish for this friggin' snow to stop.
     
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  11. Onimua

    Onimua Well-Known Member

    Granted, but now it never stops raining.


    I wish I could fly.
     
  12. Edrondol

    Edrondol Well-Known Member

    Granted. *poof*! You're a fly.


    I wish I were the smartest man alive.
     
  13. Onimua

    Onimua Well-Known Member

    Granted, you're the only human alive.


    I wish I could see the future.
     
  14. Jose Amaral Mota

    Jose Amaral Mota Active Member

    Granted, but your stuck in the past.

    I wish to be a King...
     
  15. ManagerJosh

    ManagerJosh Well-Known Member

    But you were the King of Egypt...

    I wish for a watermelon :)
     
  16. Fred Sherman

    Fred Sherman Well-Known Member

    Granted, but it comes to you while you're in the front row of a Gallagher show.

    I wish for a Caribbean cruise.
     
  17. GofD

    GofD Well-Known Member

    Granted, but you're a barnacle on the bottom of the cruise liner.

    I wish for everlasting happiness for my family.
     
  18. Jose Amaral Mota

    Jose Amaral Mota Active Member

    Granted, taking a picture last longer.

    I wish world peace....
     
  19. SchmitzIT

    SchmitzIT Well-Known Member

    Granted, but uh oh, here come the Vogons.

    I wish I could play guitar like Slash.
     
  20. CyclingTribe

    CyclingTribe Well-Known Member

    Granted, but you become deaf the day after.

    I wish I had a never ending wallet full of money that I could never lose!!
     

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