Corrupt a wish game...

[Fred Sherman]

Time for a little twisted fun. Here's how it works. The poster before you wishes for something. You corrupt that wish and then make a wish of your own. For example:

1st Poster:
I wish for a billion dollars.

2nd Poster:
Granted, but its in Zimbabwe dollars ($.08 US)
I wish for a new Camaro

3rd Poster:
Granted, but its a Matchbox car
I wish for the ability to sing like Beyonce

4th Poster:
Granted, but you suffer from agoraphobia.

You get the picture...

Let us begin..

I wish for the perfect beer recipe.

 

[Trombones13]

There is a perfect beer recipe, but you don't know it and the only person who knows it speaks no English and won't share it with you. *pbbt*

I wish for a billion American dollars.

 

[Edrondol]

There is a perfect beer recipe, but you don't know it and the only person who knows it speaks no English and won't share it with you. *pbbt*

I wish for a billion American dollars.

Granted. It's in pennies. And it falls on you from the sky.



I wish I could read minds.

 

[Slavik]

Granted, but reading everyone elses mind drives you insane.

I wish for a Veyron.

 

[Fred Sherman]

Granted, it comes disassembled with instructions in Navaho.

I wish for a home in the Grand Cayman Islands

 

[Dodgeboard]

Granted. here's your home

I wish for four more wishes

 

[Fred Sherman]

Granted, as your aorta ruptures...

I wish for an end to homelessness

 

[Peggy]

granted, a trailer for everyone

I wish to be thin

 

[Slavik]

Granted, but you become annorexic.

I wish to be the worlds best poker player.

 

[Peggy]

Granted, but you have no friends left


I wish for this friggin' snow to stop.

 

[Onimua]

Granted, but now it never stops raining.


I wish I could fly.

 

[Edrondol]

I wish I could fly.

Granted. *poof*! You're a fly.


I wish I were the smartest man alive.

 

[Onimua]

Granted, you're the only human alive.


I wish I could see the future.

 

[Jose Amaral Mota]

I wish I could see the future.

Granted, but your stuck in the past.

I wish to be a King...

 

[ManagerJosh]

Granted, but your stuck in the past.

I wish to be a King...

But you were the King of Egypt...

I wish for a watermelon

 

[Fred Sherman]

Granted, but it comes to you while you're in the front row of a Gallagher show.

I wish for a Caribbean cruise.

 

[GofD]

Granted, but you're a barnacle on the bottom of the cruise liner.

I wish for everlasting happiness for my family.

 

[Jose Amaral Mota]

Granted, taking a picture last longer.

I wish world peace....

 

[SchmitzIT]

Granted, but uh oh, here come the Vogons.

I wish I could play guitar like Slash.

 

[CTXMedia]

Granted, but you become deaf the day after.

I wish I had a never ending wallet full of money that I could never lose!!