Corrupt a wish game...

[ManagerJosh]

Granted, you now know what you are going to do, but your feet are set in concrete so you can't do what you know you are going to do!!

I wish I could make my living online and be my own boss again ... ahhhhhh, dreams ...

Granted, but you realize it was really only a dream..

I wish I was playing this game

 

[CTXMedia]

Granted, but you are playing it on your own in a galaxy far far away ...

I wish I could fly

 

[Steffi]

Granted, but now you're a bird.

I wish I could have my own car.

 

[ManagerJosh]

Granted, but now you're a bird.

I wish I could have my own car.

Granted, but you're given a pair of hot wheels

I wish for some fresh raw fish for sushi

 

[jmurrayhead]

Granted, but you're given a pair of hot wheels

I wish for some fresh raw fish for sushi

Granted, but it's rotten.

I wish I had more time to sleep.

 

[MYstIC G]

Granted, but it's rotten.

I wish I had more time to sleep.

Granted, you are granted 2 extra hours a day to sleep but you now have no time in your day to socialise.

I wish somebody would post something after me on this thread.

 

[Fred Sherman]

Granted, you sleep more because you have untreated clinical depression.

I wish xenForo had a gallery

 

[Fred Sherman]

(When I re-read this later, I had to do it to myself...)

Granted, but it is the Off-Topic Peanut Gallery

I wish for peace on Earth.

 

[jmurrayhead]

(When I re-read this later, I had to do it to myself...)

Granted, but it is the Off-Topic Peanut Gallery

I wish for peace on Earth.

Granted, but the only way to accomplish this is to eradicate the human race.

I wish it was Spring.

 

[Peggy]

Granted but you're hit by a tornado during a spring storm and lose everything.

I wish to be debt free

 

[GofD]

Granted, but now you're broke.

I wish my business would run itself.

 

[Onimua]

Granted, but got closed down for money laundering.


I wish I could talk to animal.

 

[CTXMedia]

Granted, you can now talk to every animal ... but can no longer be understood by other humans.

I wish I could eat cookies all day and not gain weight

 

[jmurrayhead]

Granted, you can now talk to every animal ... but can no longer be understood by other humans.

I wish I could eat cookies all day and not gain weight

Granted. However, every time you eat a cookie, you throw up.

I wish it was lunch time.

 

[GofD]

Granted, but YOU are lunch.

I wish I had a 1960's VW Beetle convertible in perfect running condition.

 

[jmurrayhead]

Granted, but YOU are lunch.

I wish I had a 1960's VW Beetle convertible in perfect running condition.

Granted, but you now have to go chase it because it's running away.

I wish my co-worker wasn't so damn annoying.

 

[GofD]

Granted, but now he/she is your wife.

I wish I could get in shape without having to work out every day.

 

[Tigratrus]

Granted, but you're now squashed into a cube.

I wish I remembered more about the Object Oriented Programming I used do in Delphi (Visual Pascal).

 

[GofD]

Granted, but now you remember EVERYTHING and you can't sleep at night.

I wish I had a cookie.

 

[Tigratrus]

Granted, but Cookie monster appears and you lose your hand with the cookie.

I wish there was a Lynda.com tutorial: Developing with Xenframework Essential Training