9. you begin confession with: 'forgive me Father, for I have xenned'.
8. the letter 'd' falls off your Ford logo, and without second thought you replace it with the letter 'o'.
7. you know the first and last names of all the xenForo developers.
6. your new favorite sports team is the Xencinatti Reds.
5. you wake up in a sweat and think: xenopause.
4. one of your co-workers snaps at you: 'it's Red Bull, not Xen Bull, RED BULL!'.
3. you tear off the large S from the chest of your blue tights and replace it with a large X.
2. you have xenophobia-not the fear of strangers, but the fear of being away from your favorite site.
1. you look at the birth certificate and wince everytime your wife calls your new baby girl Jennifer.
1.1 I didn't need to explain number 1 to you,