Top 10 reasons you know you spend too much time here

[DRE]

I mean this in a nice way, you really need to get over it.

I am. First post is funny so the thread needed a bump.

 

[Fred Sherman]

1. I work here.

Tell people the same thing I do.

My job sucks. My job really sucks bad. In fact, there is only one thing that would suck worse than my job...

NOT having my job.

Here's to being gainfully employed in a world-wide recession.

 

[Gabby]

Because I need a hot, hunky, geeky, nerd of an IP husband-just for the money saving aspect. God love ITers... The Cary Grants of the 21st century.

 

[Gabby]

who likes cats. LOL

 

[DRE]

who likes cats. LOL

I like Kung Fu Gangsta Cats

 

[Fred Sherman]

Because I need a hot, hunky, geeky, nerd of an IP husband-just for the money saving aspect. God love ITers... The Cary Grants of the 21st century.

There is a difference between geek and nerd. One may be a geek without being a nerd; conversely, one may be a nerd without being a geek.

Steve Jobs was a geek, but not a nerd.

Wil Wheaton is a nerd, but not a geek.

Bill Gates is both a nerd and a geek.

And that brings us to Felicia Day - the rarest of rare - the only known example of the sexy-geek-nerd triad.

Geek - Highly skilled IT specialist
Nerd - Socially inept, pocket protecting, virgin-at-30

Geek/Nerd - Socially awkward, introverted IT specialist who stands a chance at getting laid because his high income makes him more attractive, but loses attractiveness when debating which is better: Star Trek or Star Wars (who cares?)

Nerd/Geek (nerd taking precedence) - similar to the Geek/Nerd except when the Trek/Wars debate begins, he claims Babylon 5 was better than both.

Sexy-Geek-Nerd - Felicia Day

Yes, those are elf ears. No, its not a movie she was paid to do. Its a web series she paid for, wrote and stars in - all because she likes the video game it was based on. They, in turn, made her a character in a DLC:

Too weird to make this stuff up

 

[Robert F Schmitz]

Love it!

 

[Digital Doctor]

1. I work here.

1. I don't work here. But have more posts than all the employees.
2. I already work 60 hours per week.
3. I know what Kier's toes look like.

 

[Shelley]

What's New? "No new content since your last visit".

 

[Mike Edge]

You search for 2 year old threads to bump since nothing new to read.

 

[0xym0r0n]

When the miss says "Oh god you're still on that site? Come to bed already."

 

[0xym0r0n]

 

[Shelley]

When you notice the support questions have been responded to and dealt with and you create a support thread and answer it, yourself.

 

[Morgain]

When you know you're taking your beloved for granted. You're fighting it but not winning the fight.
S/he's waiting up there all gorgeous and lovely, warm and (as of now) welcoming and you know it but hey there'some fresh stuff on What's New? so you'll go up after just a very quick check ...

 

[tyteen4a03]

1. I don't work here. But have more posts than all the employees.
2. I already work 60 hours per week.
3. I know what Kier's toes look like.

3 sounds both amusing and horrifying.