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Things not to say

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Adam Howard, Jun 26, 2012.

  1. Adam Howard

    Adam Howard Well-Known Member

    Things not to say ...as an Administrator.

    Thought this would be a fun topic. What would be the worse thing or funnest thing an Administrator could say to his or her users?

    I'll start....

    "Can you all please start sending each other PM's? I'm running out of things to read."
     
  2. Chris D

    Chris D XenForo Developer Staff Member

    Hey everyone, my password is...
     
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  3. Adam Howard

    Adam Howard Well-Known Member

    "We have decided to make ALL members super moderators. A self moderating community is a happy community. "
     
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  4. dutchbb

    dutchbb Well-Known Member

    On vB:

    "All reputation will be reset to zero for clean start"

    No really, don't do it.
     
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  5. Adam Howard

    Adam Howard Well-Known Member

    "So we're getting close to our 100,000th post and some of you have been asking if we're going to do anything special. I've thought long and hard on this, and I've decided that the person who makes the 100,000th post will inherit the forum. Good luck!"

    ^^ Someone actually posted that
     
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  6. CyclingTribe

    CyclingTribe Well-Known Member

    As of midnight tonight smilies are banned.
     
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  7. Adam Howard

    Adam Howard Well-Known Member

    And today's lucky banned member is......
     
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  8. Adam Howard

    Adam Howard Well-Known Member

    "You're making the important threads go to the bottom, for god sake stop posting in the Off-Topic section."
     
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  9. Adam Howard

    Adam Howard Well-Known Member

    "Hey Guys, I decided to add popups to the forum, because I believe I am not getting enough cash from you all!"
     
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  10. Chris D

    Chris D XenForo Developer Staff Member

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  11. DRE

    DRE Well-Known Member

    Letting people know that I can read pms if I wanted to has actually resulted in less spam. :D
     
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  12. craigiri

    craigiri Well-Known Member

    All off-topic and political forum sections are now deleted.....

    or

    Please don't click on our ads, and BTW, the only reason we mention our sponsors is because they pay us well.
     
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  13. trilogy33

    trilogy33 Well-Known Member

    1. "You're doing it wrong."
    2. "It's your browser."
    3. Ditto 2 and add, "it's crap, change it."
    4. "Apologies, it appears you're a newb; thus we cannot code around that."
    5. "Find the power button for your computer, switch it off and...oh hang on a sec..." (*run and hide*).
    :D
     
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  14. Adam Howard

    Adam Howard Well-Known Member

    #2 is a valid thing to tell people, when it actually is :whistle:
     
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  15. Chris D

    Chris D XenForo Developer Staff Member

    We're moving back to vBulletin 4...
     
  16. trilogy33

    trilogy33 Well-Known Member

    100% (y)

    :eek:
    Then start the car and flee the country!
     
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  17. Adam Howard

    Adam Howard Well-Known Member

    "Hello everyone, I know you all have been complaining about X user for sometime. His / her comments have been described as rude, ignorant, selfish, and sometimes just cruel. And while I sympathize that many if you wish X user would be banned.... However, I'm still using that particular AE (alter ego) for my enjoyment."
     
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  18. Chris D

    Chris D XenForo Developer Staff Member

    Due to unforeseen circumstances, we have reset everyone's post count to 0.

    At least we're all equal, right?
     
  19. Shelley

    Shelley Well-Known Member

    If I don't get what I want I'm going to remove my avatar, greyscale the site and finally put it in archive mode. :)
     
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  20. a legacy reborn

    a legacy reborn Well-Known Member

    Is that a reference to someone? It seems like I know someone who did that...

    Now for my contribution to this thread: "I know you have 1000x as many posts as anyone else on this site and that you are truly devoted to the community but my friend just joined and I like him more so I think he should be the new mod. Maybe next time!"
     
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