Random statement.

[leftie]

Keep calm and drink tea.

Please join in.

 

[CTXMedia]

ARTHUR: A duck!
CROWD: Oooh.
BEDEVERE: Exactly. So, logically...
VILLAGER #1: If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.
BEDEVERE: And therefore?
VILLAGER #2: A witch!
VILLAGER #1: A witch!
CROWD: A witch! A witch!...

 

[physicspirate]

I've a feeling people should study this defense for any upcoming court cases.

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[Peggy]

I wonder how you nail Jello to a wall....

 

[trilogy33]

Dupe: (10 pages of it)
http://xenforo.com/community/threads/totally-random.13546/

 

[Peggy]

Naw notta dupe. This is random statements only.

 

[Arik]

My life is 100x better for wandering into this thread.

 

[Peggy]

The best things in life are free... plus tax.

(ok ok it's old and probably not true, but y'know...)

 

[trilogy33]

Do not balance iPhone on knee whilst submitting a bug report, watching TV and drinking coffee all at the same time!
Close, very very close