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Random statement.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by leftie, Mar 23, 2011.

  1. leftie

    leftie Active Member

    Keep calm and drink tea.

    Please join in.:)
  2. CyclingTribe

    CyclingTribe Well-Known Member

    ARTHUR: A duck!
    CROWD: Oooh.
    BEDEVERE: Exactly. So, logically...
    VILLAGER #1: If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.
    BEDEVERE: And therefore?
    VILLAGER #2: A witch!
    VILLAGER #1: A witch!
    CROWD: A witch! A witch!...
    Bob likes this.
  3. physicspirate

    physicspirate Well-Known Member

    I've a feeling people should study this defense for any upcoming court cases.

  4. Peggy

    Peggy Well-Known Member

    I wonder how you nail Jello to a wall.... o_O
  5. trilogy33

    trilogy33 Well-Known Member

  6. Peggy

    Peggy Well-Known Member

    Naw notta dupe. This is random statements only.
  7. Arik

    Arik Well-Known Member

    My life is 100x better for wandering into this thread. :)
  8. Peggy

    Peggy Well-Known Member

    The best things in life are free... plus tax.

    (ok ok it's old and probably not true, but y'know...)
  9. trilogy33

    trilogy33 Well-Known Member

    Do not balance iPhone on knee whilst submitting a bug report, watching TV and drinking coffee all at the same time!
    Close, very very close :eek:

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