/^Mike$/i meme*

[Mike]

If Mike orders a beef burger and it contains horse, the horse particles seperate from the burger and gallop away

Well, that made me rather hoarse...

Mike wrote the whole internet during his lunch break once.

I did often joke to Ashley that I'd get onto something after I sorted cold fusion, so I should be able to look into it in a few hours...

When Mike clicks the "Like" button, it shatters.

Tested, unable to reproduce.

 

[Slavik]

In 2008 Mike withdrew his savings from the bank. Shortly after the Lehman Brothers declared bankruptcy.

 

[SchmitzIT]

The Matrix isn't a movie. It's a documentary about Mike.

 

[Alien]

Whiteboards are white because Mike scared them that way.

Mike's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key, because nothing controls Mike Sullivan.

Mike doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

 

[SchmitzIT]

The only reason Kier carries a camera with such a big lens is to actually try and capture the bugs before Mike smites them. So far all his pictures came up blank...

 

[Shelley]

Mike's so quick at fixing bugs that when a bug reported is entered by a member it's automatically tagged as "Fixed"

 

[Luxus]

Mike has access to the fourth dimension.

 

[EQnoble]

Mike is so nice with it, that he took the Old Spice Challenge, choose Pepsi, and still won a free stick of his own.

 

[Anseur]

ergonomic keyboard for pirates:

ergonomic keyboard for mike:

 

[Lawrence]

The universe fears Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris fears Mike.

Before Starship Troopers there was Starship Trooper, it starred Mike. It was the shortest movie ever made.

When Mr. T has a cockroach problem he calls Mr. S.

Spiders give thanks every day that they have 8 legs.

Mike catches flu bugs... between chopsticks.

 

[Shelley]

In Mike's spare time he teaches monkeys the art of debugging. #mythbusted

 

[Luxus]

If you sue Mike, you will lose and get embarrased.

 

[IcEWoLF]

 

[Slavik]

Sharks are immune to all known diseases and illness. Mike is immune to Sharks.

 

[Luxus]

Sharks are immune to all known diseases and illness.

Actually, this is not true, just sayin'

 

[Slavik]

Actually, this is not true, just sayin'

Clearly you missed the part about it being a joke

 

[Luxus]

Clearly you missed the part about it being a joke

Well, I do got the point though

 

[Paul B]

Mike once took 9 minutes to fix a bug, but that's only because he wrote XenForo 2.0.0 in the interim.

 

[SchmitzIT]

When parent bugs want their little kids to behave, they tell them that Mike is hiding under their beds and that he will come for bad bugs. Mike is also known as the Bugginator or the Buggyman.

 

[Luxus]

Mike doesn't breath air. Air senses Mike's awesomeness and launches itself to Mike's lungs.