Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Brogan, Mar 11, 2013.
Mike doesn't simply make coffee, he codes it from raw php.
This is beginning to sound like those Chuck Norris/Jack Bauer memes.
Not that I'm complaining you know...
So when Mike makes coffee, he doesn't use a grinder, he codes the beans into submission?
Mike doesn't fix bugs... He stares at them until they fix themselves
Mike doesn't always fix bugs.. but when he does.. he does it while wrestling polarbears and angry Manchester city fans.
Just adding to the puns
Mike once showed up late for work. The company adjusted their clocks accordingly.
Mike doesn't type when he writes code...keys depress in an attempt to avoid a beating from his fingers.
mike doesn't sleep
he just closes his eyes to lull bugs into a false sense of security
I heard one night Mike woke up out of his sleep whilst the bugs thought it was safe to come out and flourish and then on his way to the kitchen he just glared at the screen and it resulted in the majority of bugs running away screaming and applying the fixed prefixed upon themselves. I could be mistaken, it might have been all the bugs.
Mike doesn't really know how to code, he merely punches his computer until the 1's & 0's line up the way they should have to begin with.
Raid bug spray has a can of Mike in their offices.
If Mike misspells a word, your dictionary is wrong.
I once heard that Mike stared at an ants nest in his garden, the ants moved.
A bug's life -
"My name is Mike Sullivan, and I approved this message."
I think EQnoble might not be around these forums much longer
....you have no clue...if you only knew
I have a question.
When you use the i modifier which makes the regex caseless, why writing Mike with a capital M?
On-Topic: Because Mike ordered you to keep the source code pretty?
No-one uses a small m to refer to Mike.
Even in caseless regex.
Separate names with a comma.