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/^Mike$/i meme*

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Brogan, Mar 11, 2013.

  1. Brogan

    Brogan XenForo Moderator Staff Member

    Mike doesn't simply make coffee, he codes it from raw php.
     
  2. Mike

    Mike XenForo Developer Staff Member

    This is beginning to sound like those Chuck Norris/Jack Bauer memes.

    Not that I'm complaining you know... :)
     
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  3. Kevin

    Kevin Well-Known Member

    So when Mike makes coffee, he doesn't use a grinder, he codes the beans into submission? :D
     
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  4. Nudaii

    Nudaii Well-Known Member

    Mike doesn't fix bugs... He stares at them until they fix themselves

    Mike doesn't always fix bugs.. but when he does.. he does it while wrestling polarbears and angry Manchester city fans.

    Just adding to the puns:p
     
  5. Slavik

    Slavik XenForo Moderator Staff Member

    Mike once showed up late for work. The company adjusted their clocks accordingly.
     
  6. EQnoble

    EQnoble Well-Known Member

    Mike doesn't type when he writes code...keys depress in an attempt to avoid a beating from his fingers.
     
  7. Nudaii

    Nudaii Well-Known Member

    mike doesn't sleep

    he just closes his eyes to lull bugs into a false sense of security
     
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  8. Shelley

    Shelley Well-Known Member

    I heard one night Mike woke up out of his sleep whilst the bugs thought it was safe to come out and flourish and then on his way to the kitchen he just glared at the screen and it resulted in the majority of bugs running away screaming and applying the fixed prefixed upon themselves. I could be mistaken, it might have been all the bugs.
     
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  9. Shelley

    Shelley Well-Known Member

    Mike's absence





    Mike's Return
     
  10. Edrondol

    Edrondol Well-Known Member

    Mike doesn't really know how to code, he merely punches his computer until the 1's & 0's line up the way they should have to begin with.

    Raid bug spray has a can of Mike in their offices.
     
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  11. Slavik

    Slavik XenForo Moderator Staff Member

    If Mike misspells a word, your dictionary is wrong.
     
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  12. Deebs

    Deebs Well-Known Member

    I once heard that Mike stared at an ants nest in his garden, the ants moved.
     
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  13. Shelley

    Shelley Well-Known Member

    A bug's life - rip.jpg
     
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  14. Mike

    Mike XenForo Developer Staff Member

    "My name is Mike Sullivan, and I approved this message."

    ;)
     
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  15. EQnoble

    EQnoble Well-Known Member

  16. ibnesayeed

    ibnesayeed Well-Known Member

    People use CoffeeScript to code JavaScript... You mean, Mike uses PHP to code CoffeeScript? :) :) :)
     
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  17. Slavik

    Slavik XenForo Moderator Staff Member

    I think EQnoble might not be around these forums much longer :D
     
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  18. EQnoble

    EQnoble Well-Known Member

    ....you have no clue...if you only knew

    :D
     
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  19. rellek

    rellek Well-Known Member

    I have a question.

    @Brogan
    When you use the i modifier which makes the regex caseless, why writing Mike with a capital M?
    On-Topic: Because Mike ordered you to keep the source code pretty? :D
     
  20. Brogan

    Brogan XenForo Moderator Staff Member

    No-one uses a small m to refer to Mike.

    Even in caseless regex.
     
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