A little light relief for when you're feeling stressed. Q. Did you hear about the guy who had 6 plastic horses stuck up his bum? A. The doctors described his condition as stable. Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick. Q. What do you get if you play a country and western song backwards? A. You get your house back, your kids back, your wife back, your dog back... A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the local insane asylum when he hears the residents chanting "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!". Quite curious about this he finds a hole in the fence, approaches it and looks in. Someone inside promptly pokes him in the eye. Then everyone starts chanting "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!". I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour came out to me and said "Are you going to help?" I just looked at him and replied "No, I think six should be enough." Mick and Paddy are reading headstones at a cemetery. Mick say "Crikey! There's a bloke here who was 152!" Paddy says "What's his name?" Mick replies "Miles, from London !"