Politically correct! No one has ever accused me of that before. I have to bookmark this.
If you don't see how "homosexual" differs from the other garden-variety insult words you're using, I can't explain it to you. Well, I could, but I won't. Everyone would grow bored, and then they would start to chime in and - well, who needs that?
Like I said, you could probably do better. Insulting people is an art, and you're doing a hack job of it. For example, see how I called your insults "garden-variety"? That was an insult itself! See how it works?
Think outside the box, J. Be awesome. Fag jokes are passe, even if your aim is to be stupid. Be stupid in a more creative way. I just want you to succeed. You know I love you.