lol @ his parents deciding to just give his Birthday presents on Christmas instead to be convenient. At least he gets cake and a party?Happy Birthday Mr Sullivan
Sucks having a birthday so close to Christmas, doesn't it?
$hadTooMuchWine = XenForo_Model::create('XenForo_Model_Parents')->enoughGlassesOfWineDrankByMikesMother();
if (!$hadTooMuchWine)
{
$fathersMessage = 'doh!';
$mike = false;
}
else
{
$mike = array_merge($mother, $father);
$fathersMessage = 'Wahoo!';
}
if ($fathersMessage == 'Wahoo')
{
return 'Happy Birthday Mike!';
}
else
{
// this should never happen
return $fathersMessage;
}
I'm afraid it is never that simple.PHP:$hadTooMuchWine = XenForo_Model::create('XenForo_Model_Parents')->enoughGlassesOfWineDrankByMikesMother();...
$number_of_years_condom_was_kept_in_wallet // Chance of conception
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