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Funny Story

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by TheRevTastic, Jan 14, 2012.

  1. TheRevTastic

    TheRevTastic Well-Known Member

    A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.

    The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, 'If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?'

    Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, 'Sure, Why not?'

    The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer,connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

    The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany .

    Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.

    Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says, 'You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.'

    'That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,' says Bud.

    He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

    Then the Bud says to the young man, 'Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?'

    The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, 'Okay, why not?'

    'You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government', says Bud.



    'Wow! That's correct,' says the yuppie, 'but how did you guess that?'

    'No guessing required.' answered the cowboy. 'You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew,to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about cows...this is a

    herd of sheep. . . .



    Now give me back my dog.
     
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  2. Kevin

    Kevin Well-Known Member

    Razr v3.... Palm Pilot... Blackberry... printouts.... I think this joke might be older than you! :eek:
     
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  3. Morgain

    Morgain Well-Known Member

    I've heard variations on that before but it was a cute bedtime story for my timezone.
    Thank you.
     
  4. TheRevTastic

    TheRevTastic Well-Known Member

    I used to have a Razr think you very much.
     
  5. Fred Sherman

    Fred Sherman Well-Known Member

    "A cowboy ... in California..."

    Lost me in the first sentence. As a Texan, there ain't no such thing.
     
  6. TheRevTastic

    TheRevTastic Well-Known Member

    I'm a Texan too, I didn't make up the story though :p.
     
  7. steven s

    steven s Well-Known Member

    The term YUPpie dates back to the late 1980s, early 1990s.
     

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