Wildcat Media
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The rules of thumb for driving through the part of Detroit to get to Mexicantown:heheh I will gladly brave it with you. Mmmmm mmmm yummmm!
- Keep the vehicle moving at all times;
- If it lunges at the car or shoots at it, run it over;
- Cell phone dialed to 911 with thumb over the "Send" button;
- Yes, there really are this many burned out buildings and houses;
- Put gas in the tank before you hit the Detroit border;
- No, you don't want your windows cleaned for $5--I have the same bottle of Windex at home;
- Yes, please leave those hubcaps on the car--it's still moving;
- Pothole dodging is an Olympic-worthy event.