Lack of interest Discourage Users +

[silence]

http://restlessdesign.github.io/pestilence/

Features:

Audio Pest
Plays a high-pitched noise at random intervals.

Mouse Pest
Replaces the user’s cursor with a duplicate that is offset approximately 50px down and to the right. (Disabled on this page.)

Keyboard Pest
Randomly moves the caret as the user types within input fields.

Accessibility Pest
Hides all headers and paragraph elements from screen readers and gives random tab indices to anchor elements.

 

[silence]

I just want to drive 'em nuts period.

Redirect em to other forum software sites that'll drive em nuts

 

[Paul B]

Mike suggested this

http://theonion.github.io/fartscroll.js/

 

[Biker]

I am SO installing that!

 

[Luxus]

Fart noises are embarrasing, but how embarrassing would moan noises be?

 

[Paul B]

You can customise the sounds

https://github.com/theonion/fartscroll.js/blob/master/fartscroll.js