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Customer #1

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by mjp, Oct 6, 2010.

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  1. mjp

    mjp Well-Known Member

    Just received a congratulatory email informing me that I was the first paying customer. As if my status here was not already rock solid, that should remove all doubt. Your favorite son is here. Or daddy, depending on your age (and gender).

    In my first official post as Customer #1 I would like to thank all the little people who did their little best to make my rise swift and unassailable. Without you, well, I would still be #1, but I am trying to be magnanimous.

    Also, a tip of the virtual chapeau to my dogs, Buddy and Little, who demand nothing from me but food and constant attention. I love you my smelly little friends.

    Finally, a big, hearty round of applause for me. Let's face it, I make this all possible with my tireless work behind the scenes and financial support of Peggy and Lawrence, who can now quit their day jobs and concentrate on beating the mangey likes of the rest of you into submission. Those other new guys - I don't know who they are.

    I am available for interviews, and please, no cash donations. You embarrass me with your sweet and humbling generosity.

    Thank you.
    gordy, Shanj, kyrgyz and 8 others like this.
  2. MordyT

    MordyT Active Member

    I call BS. Lets see a screenie of the e-mail.

    And congrats!
  3. mjp

    mjp Well-Known Member

    What is that, BS? Never heard of it.
  4. Hannah_M

    Hannah_M Active Member

    I thought Lucas was the first customer?
  5. mjp

    mjp Well-Known Member

    Lucas who?
  6. MordyT

    MordyT Active Member

    No, I would like to see this e-mail.... :)
  7. TheBigK

    TheBigK Well-Known Member

    Congratulations! I bought XenForo few minutes ago.

    PS: I'm unable to post in Customer Only forum even after adding my userID in the list of usernames in my customer accounts. How long does it take?
  8. mjp

    mjp Well-Known Member

  9. Peggy

    Peggy Well-Known Member

    ROFL, mjp you're a riot.
  10. mjp

    mjp Well-Known Member

    Don't confuse them...
  11. miles.choo

    miles.choo Member

    What's the customer number for me?Where can I obtain this information?
  12. mjp

    mjp Well-Known Member

    You are #592. I have the list here.
  13. The Sandman

    The Sandman Well-Known Member

    Around here, every customer is customer #1! That's why they made XenForo for us! :D
  14. RvG

    RvG Active Member

    "all" of us are #1 customer :)
  15. bookmark

    bookmark Well-Known Member

    Really?Where did u get the list?
  16. mjp

    mjp Well-Known Member

    I got it from you-know-who.
  17. CFodder

    CFodder Well-Known Member

    OMG, pure pwnge :)
  18. OSS 117

    OSS 117 Well-Known Member

    You're an astute comedian. :)
  19. whitetigergrowl

    whitetigergrowl Active Member

    Well every time I take a #1 I'll think of you then for being #1. :p lol
  20. mjp

    mjp Well-Known Member

    God bless you white tiger, God bless you.
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