Corrupt a wish game...

[Fred Sherman]

Granted, but it is monopoly money

I wish I could live up to my full potential

 

[EQnoble]

Granted, but now that you have fulfilled your potential, you have nothing left strive for.

I wish I could find me a women that isn't crazy.

 

[Mikey]

granted, but she's in a coma.

I wish I didnt feel so ill.

 

[EQnoble]

Granted, But now you are completely numb and will never feel anything again.

I wish I could negate gravity at will.

 

[Onimua]

Granted, but you're lost in space.


I wish I didn't have to learn, I just knew everything.

 

[EQnoble]

Granted, your new name is google.

I wish I had something to eat in front of me right now.

 

[Onimua]

Granted, but it's raw meat.

I wish I never had to sleep.

 

[Steffi]

Granted, but the missing sleep drives you insane.

I wish I had 5 more wishes.


//Edit: Gnaah. To lame. -.-

 

[EQnoble]

Granted, but they are my wishes...Thanks!

I wish upon a star

 

[jmurrayhead]

Granted, but they are my wishes...Thanks!

I wish upon a star

Granted, but stars are really hot and you literally wished upon it. Now you're star dust.

I wish I didn't have to go in to work today.

 

[EQnoble]

Granted, Your fired.

I wish I knew what I was talking about at least half of the time.

 

[Fred Sherman]

Granted, but your vocabular has been reduced to sleep, poop, pee, and food.

I wish the internet was faster.

 

[EQnoble]

Granted, The internet is hardwaired globally @ 1 Tbit/s , but your isp has now throttled your bandwidth using sandvine down to 1 kb/s

I wish I had my own satellite.

 

[jmurrayhead]

Granted, The internet is hardwaired globally @ 1 Tbit/s , but your isp has now throttled your bandwidth using sandvine down to 1 kb/s

I wish I had my own satellite.

Granted, but by satellite it was assumed you meant moon, so your body accrued enough mass to have its own gravity and you pull in your satellite.

I wish my coffee wasn't too hot.

 

[EQnoble]

Granted, but by satellite it was assumed you meant moon, so your body accrued enough mass to have its own gravity and you pull in your satellite.

I wish my coffee wasn't too hot.

Granted, but now you have an ice coffee.

I wish I had a home made out of a hollow mountain powered by earths need to draw things to the core.

 

[GofD]

Granted, but you can't get up off the floor.

I wish I had the stamina, will and endurance I did 20 years ago.

 

[Wired]

Granted, but you can't get up off the floor.

I wish I had the stamina, will and endurance I did 20 years ago.

Granted, but you're now a gerbil in a wheel, determined to get to the end!

I wish I was Batman.

 

[EQnoble]

Granted you are now this guy...

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and you hit a tree.

I wish I knew what I was going to do now.

 

[GofD]

Dang, too slow!

 

[CTXMedia]

I wish I knew what I was going to do now.

Granted, you now know what you are going to do, but your feet are set in concrete so you can't do what you know you are going to do!!

I wish I could make my living online and be my own boss again ... ahhhhhh, dreams ...