I have a tooth ache. Oral Jel wasn't cutting it. So I asked my lil bro if I could consume a lil bit of his bourbon whiskey, and he aquiesced, so therefore... here I am... drunk as fuq. I also thought to partake of some coconut rum. Which I thought would be nice to take since I am west indian. It did not give me the viagra effect that malibu rum gives me but it still got me tipsy, drunk maybe, fuqeed up, probably definitely. I might be feeling this in the morning because I did not pace myself. Really, why should I? I have a tooth ache! Sucks. Hopefully the free clinic will call me back tomorrow. Stupid VA does not cover my dental. Sucks d!ck if you ask me. I mean... all the stuff I did for my country and you can't cover my dentist? Forreal? I mean really? I schedule a damn appointment at the VA and all you give me is a sheet of free dental clinics. Niccaaa please. Alright. Lemme calm down. I'mma log off... and complain on my own site. Where.... I can curse to my heart's content. And ask big chested females to let out their mamalian protusions I mean... I shouldn't because... I'm an admin...ugh this is so gay but uhhh I did not want to run a site in the first damn place. People asked me to create a site for them.. sooo retarded. Stupid azz administration webmaster crap can sick my duck stupid azz shyt I wanna play Zone of the Enders 3 man I've been waiting for a sequel for years. I remember playing the second one man I almost died trying to buy that sh!t. I remember the winter black ice making me slide off the road into the other side of the highway. I could've easily hit oncoming traffic on the other side but I didn't. I guessed I'm blessed. To me that's proof that God exist. I mean... I could've died so many times. I could never be atheist because if I was, I'd have to believe in luck because I feel like the luckiest mothaf***ka in the planet Earth for all the times I've been saved from my own stupidity and carelessness. I must've been put here for something cause this makes no sense. Anyway. Not only did I make it to the other side of the road's um.. side or whatever. There was a frigging ditch soooo deep, so steep I should've fell straight down and my cougar should've blown up like in a movie but it didn't. So uncoming traffic + super deep ditch, wow saved from both. Hahaaa just to buy Zone of the Enders 2 for the PlayStation 2 which is one of THE best action games in the history of the Playstation 2. It is sooooo frigging awesome because it had two special attacks that you won't see in any other videogame that I know of. And those two attacks are. Zero Shift. Which works like a teleportation warp like you see from the anime Dragon Ball Z. Basically you can teleport upwards, sidewards, frontwards and backwards. Umm... not so sure about sidewards but yeah anyway sh!t was awesome. Come on Hideo Kojima you better include that in the 3rd frigging ZOE or I'mma fuggin kill somebody Dark Knight Massacre style just kidding, not a good joke. I'm sorry. Whatever. I'm drunk. Okay... and Brogan ain't here... so there's a slight possibility that my post may not get removed and hit up with a warning. Which I don't mind cause I should've posted this on my own site. But for some reason... I kinda like the challenge of at least trying to be politically correct on a 'business forum'. You know... a business forum ran by a bot. A bot that just sits there on the forum home page looking at the forum list. OMFG @ the many times I've been tempted to photoshop an image of Terminator 2's face on face. Straight up turn Kier into a cyborg. Cause you know that ain't him. It's just a bot. It's all good though I understand why he did it but damn man I ain't stupid. Anyway, where was I.... Oh yeah Zero shift was AWEEESOMME. omfg. fORREAL. k. OH SNAP my captilization is screwing up a lil bit cause of the intoxication speaking of which check this out lol...
Intoxicatedddd hahahhaah oh you think that's bad check this out this was done
with Sobe bottles. Oh wait that doesn't even sound as awesome as it did when I heard it sober wtf... I need to listen to something else. Anyway. Uh where was I oh yeah. The VECTOR CANNON. The vector cannon from Zone of the Enders 2 was frigging awesome! Basically it opened up this huggge frigging cannon right it like tore up time and space just to blow your azz away!!!! Best special weapon in a videogame ever! Only thing coming close was the octo camo from Metal Gear Solid. I think... no it was called stealth camoflauge. Yeah that's the thing that made you invisible for enemies. Hahaaaa I loved that. Okay yeah... uh... there was a point to this post but I forgot what but whatever. I'm the thread creator. Shiiiiiet I'm the firestarter.
slap my **** up.
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*copy-n-pastes whole post and reposts to the blog on my site cause I suspect this might get deleted for whatever reason that I don't give a fukkkk about cause I swear to GOD I tried my HARDEST to be politically correct and you know what this will NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN~!!!! It's cause I have a tooth ache. I swear forreal that's my only excuse. I have never had a tooth ache in my frigging life. It feels like someone punched the sh!!!t out of me like someone Bruce Lee'd my face like got damn son it ain't slavery day stop whipping me.
Edit: Oh yeah I bought Dead or Alive: Beach Volleyball XXX the same day too haha. I was in the Air Force back then. The peeps in the dorm room, even the chicks loved it. Go Tecmo!