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What you guys think of this poem, I think it's funny - so I thought I would share it... 
"ME MUDDER"
When me prayers were poorly said
Who tucked me in my widdle bed
And spanked me till me arse was red?
- ME MUDDER!
Who took me from me cosy cot
And put me on the ice-cold pot
And made me pee if I could not?
- ME MUDDER!
And when the morning light would come
And in me crib me dribbled some
Who wiped my tiny widdle bum?
- ME MUDDER!
Who would me hair so neatly part
And hug me gently to her heart
Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart?
- ME MUDDER!
Who looked at me with eyebrows knit
And nearly have a king-sized fit
When in me Sunday pants me s.h.i.t?
- ME MUDDER!
When at night the bed did squeak
Me raised me head to have a peak
Who yelled at me to go to sleep?
- ME FARVER!