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Funny Poem

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by kuyenmotdivad, Oct 3, 2010.

  1. kuyenmotdivad

    kuyenmotdivad Active Member

    What you guys think of this poem, I think it's funny - so I thought I would share it... :)

    When me prayers were poorly said​
    Who tucked me in my widdle bed​
    And spanked me till me arse was red?​
    - ME MUDDER!​
    Who took me from me cosy cot​
    And put me on the ice-cold pot​
    And made me pee if I could not?​
    - ME MUDDER!​
    And when the morning light would come​
    And in me crib me dribbled some​
    Who wiped my tiny widdle bum?​
    - ME MUDDER!​
    Who would me hair so neatly part​
    And hug me gently to her heart​
    Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart?​
    - ME MUDDER!​
    Who looked at me with eyebrows knit​
    And nearly have a king-sized fit​
    When in me Sunday pants me s.h.i.t?​
    - ME MUDDER!​
    When at night the bed did squeak​
    Me raised me head to have a peak​
    Who yelled at me to go to sleep?​
    - ME FARVER!​

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