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Funny Poem

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What you guys think of this poem, I think it's funny - so I thought I would share it... :)

"ME MUDDER"
When me prayers were poorly said​
Who tucked me in my widdle bed​
And spanked me till me arse was red?​
- ME MUDDER!​
Who took me from me cosy cot​
And put me on the ice-cold pot​
And made me pee if I could not?​
- ME MUDDER!​
And when the morning light would come​
And in me crib me dribbled some​
Who wiped my tiny widdle bum?​
- ME MUDDER!​
Who would me hair so neatly part​
And hug me gently to her heart​
Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart?​
- ME MUDDER!​
Who looked at me with eyebrows knit​
And nearly have a king-sized fit​
When in me Sunday pants me s.h.i.t?​
- ME MUDDER!​
When at night the bed did squeak​
Me raised me head to have a peak​
Who yelled at me to go to sleep?​
- ME FARVER!​