xF responsible for new medical problem - Alerts Deficiency Syndrome (ADS)!!!

[CTXMedia]

Do you visit this forum a lot?

You may be suffering from Alerts Deficiency Syndrome (ADS).

Definition: A condition whereby a forum member remains constantly logged-in and spends most of their time on the forums in a desparate bid to get their red 'alerts' icon to show up. The member will post content on a wide range of issues at an almost manic pace from sensible, considered responses to technical issues, to out and out spurious rubbish; all in an effort to gain more alerts.

Symptoms include (but are not limited to):

• Logging-in 10 times per day to see if the little red marker has appeared at the top right of your screen
• Starting spurious threads about people's names just to get attention (and likes)
• Creating 'fake' syndromes to get more likes
• Regularly referring to the trophies list to see if you can get your next one anytime soon?
• Desparate and/or flagrant attempts at ingratiating yourself with "known" members of the community in order to improve standing/status and ultimately to get more likes

Cure: As yet unknown.

Support and advice: http://www.xenforo.com/community/ ...

Cheers,
Shaun

 

[CTXMedia]

He he ... I secretly knew this would get me more likes ... Mwwwhhahahahah my cunning plan is working!!!!

 

[Peggy]

Oh this is good stuff! LOL

 

[Shelley]

He he ... I secretly knew this would get me more likes ... Mwwwhhahahahah my cunning plan is working!!!!

My thoughts exactly. :0 which is why I will not like. Oh god, I can't help it *likes*

 

[iTuN3r]

hahaha i spend most of my time here even when i am at work i just log in and check around Add-on's/Styles and several new updates since i registed in XF i almost stopped logging at VB never been so addicted to any other Forum Products . This is Unique and different that inspired me go ahead with my dream project .

 

[Jethro]

hahaha i spend most of my time here even when i am at work i just log in and check around Add-on's/Styles and several new updates since i registed in XF i almost stopped logging at VB never been so addicted to any other Forum Products . This is Unique and different that inspired me go ahead with my dream project .

Know watcha mean. Have far more posts here than on the other forum site I've been a member of for years. Actually have decided to add a forum to a site where we weren't planning to have one to expose the product to a bunch more people who I think will really dig it.

 

[Green Cat]

I think I have it .

 

[FreshFroot]

Same here... it is addicting just to log in and see an alert! Otherwise you feel bummed out