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Fred Sherman
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Definitely don't want her threatening to kick my ass!
grant sarver
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So, two strings walk into bar and as soon as they sit down the bartender yells "Get outta here. We don't serve no strings"! Well, they go outside and one say he just has to have a beer. So he ties himself up and frazzles one end and goes back in the bar. The bartender looks him over and says "Are you one of them strings"? To which he answers "No, I'm a frayed knot"!
DoctorWatsOn
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When it comes to gloriously random and insane stuff on the internet, click on this link and click 'I AM UNDER 21"
http://blackacrebrewing.com/home/
http://blackacrebrewing.com/home/
EQnoble
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That is the most awesome random off-topic thing I have seen a company do on their webpage LOLOL I really had to check the page again after to see if it was a real company. That was great. Thanks
Fred Sherman
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It even hurts to watch. Sometimes I think skateboards should be illegal.
One of our closest primary cousins isn't any smarter. [Warning: do not play if you have a strong gag reflex].
One of our closest primary cousins isn't any smarter. [Warning: do not play if you have a strong gag reflex].
Digital Doctor
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Free Birth Control is mandatory in the US. (That's not the joke, but certainly is weird).
The joke is the quote from the Catholic Bishops.
I mean really ? It's 2011. Women aren't just baby making machines.
Adam Howard
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This is more of an inside joke
But I think many here will get the idea....
But I think many here will get the idea....
grant sarver
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This was my comment of that:
grant sarver
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Once there was a small village that was overrun by a convention of flower selling monks. Hundreds of fat men dressed in brown robes clogged the streets, knocked on all of the doors, and stopped every pedestrian, trying to sell their arrangements and assortments.
After a few days, the villagers went to the wisest man in town, who agreed to talk with the monks and try and get them to leave. He reasoned with them, he argued with them, he even begged them, but the monks only offered to sell him bouquets and boutonnieres. After days of trying, he sat in the town square and sighed.
That’s when the town blacksmith, Hugh, a giant of a man, placed his hand on the wise man’s shoulder, winked at him, and then took a hot poker from his forge. Hugh waved it over his head and charged after the flower-selling monks. They dropped their bouquets and fled for the hills, never to be seen again.
And of course the moral of the story is: Remember; only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
After a few days, the villagers went to the wisest man in town, who agreed to talk with the monks and try and get them to leave. He reasoned with them, he argued with them, he even begged them, but the monks only offered to sell him bouquets and boutonnieres. After days of trying, he sat in the town square and sighed.
That’s when the town blacksmith, Hugh, a giant of a man, placed his hand on the wise man’s shoulder, winked at him, and then took a hot poker from his forge. Hugh waved it over his head and charged after the flower-selling monks. They dropped their bouquets and fled for the hills, never to be seen again.
And of course the moral of the story is: Remember; only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
grant sarver
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A farmer said to his best friend that his sex life wasn’t good and thought his wife wasn’t interested in him anymore. So his friend advised going to see a marriage counselor.
A few weeks went by and the friend was getting very worried that he hadn’t seen the farmer for a long while so decided to call round. There was no answer at the door but the friend could hear music from the barn so decided to take a look. In the barn was the farmer dancing naked around his John Deere with a rose in his teeth and box of chocolates in his hand, so he asked the farmer what the hell he was doing.
The farmer replied - "The counselor told me to buy some gifts for my wife and then do some erotic things to a tractor".
A few weeks went by and the friend was getting very worried that he hadn’t seen the farmer for a long while so decided to call round. There was no answer at the door but the friend could hear music from the barn so decided to take a look. In the barn was the farmer dancing naked around his John Deere with a rose in his teeth and box of chocolates in his hand, so he asked the farmer what the hell he was doing.
The farmer replied - "The counselor told me to buy some gifts for my wife and then do some erotic things to a tractor".
DoctorWatsOn
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Puppy decides it doesn't like lime....
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