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Phrases that make no sense to me

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Dean, Aug 10, 2010.

  1. Dean

    Dean Well-Known Member

    "Site is down for scheduled maintenance, be back in a few."

    If it was not announced anywhere, then how can the general public consider the down time 'scheduled'?

    "Emergency Maintenance server: 22233"

    If it is an emergency, how could it be 'Maintenance'?

    :confused:
     
  2. Ben Davis

    Ben Davis Active Member

    Is this a topic only for those two phrases or can we all jump in with our own thoughts of stupid phrases.
     
  3. Jethro

    Jethro Well-Known Member

    Standard IT dude, like in "it'll be ready real soon now".

    "Scheduled maintenance" = the database server blew up, we have no idea what happened, but no point phoning to report the issue as we are currently in panic mode.
     
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  4. Dean

    Dean Well-Known Member

    Whatever you want, I just felt like venting after seeing those phrases, this is the offtopic forum.

    :p
     
  5. Ben Davis

    Ben Davis Active Member

    "It's better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all."

    I honestly don't understand that one. Surely if you've never loved then you wouldn't know of the pain involved with losing someone you loved. Am I right? Or just babbling?
     
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  6. Brandon_R

    Brandon_R Guest

    Would you rather a fail whale?
     
  7. Peggy

    Peggy Well-Known Member

    Priceless!
     
  8. Forsaken

    Forsaken Well-Known Member

    I have my illustrator friend designing me custom error pages, and several other things for things like this :).
     

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