Leave my shoes at the door?

[Legend]

What if I don't want to?! I'm a hardcore mo'fo, and I will step on your amazingly perfectly clean carpet with my muddy shoes if I want to!

Nice to meet you, xenForo.

 

[Kim]

Shoes make you hardcore? I would think not wearing shoes would be way more hardcore... and I think walking your muddy feet all over the perfectly clean carpet just makes you a rude inconsiderate mo'fo

But if you take them off and wipe your feet... Welcome to xenforo!

 

[Kier]

It's only good manners to take your shoes off before you enter someone's place, and besides which, if you're not one of our barefooting contingent, having to stop to put your shoes back on prevents you running away so fast and therefore assists our visitor retention metric