Kier, Mike and Ashley, got some beer money for you...

[Deebs]

Ashley is about 5 minutes down the road from me, here in Reading.

This only gets better! Just need to get the rest of the team down to Reading, organise a beer/food and Bob's your Uncle. I am determined to buy the first round!

 

[Deebs]

Kier exaggerates - more like 3 minutes

Lol, is it good or bad being that close to Kier?

 

[Kier]

Kier exaggerates - more like 3 minutes

My figures were based on the speed you drive

 

[Jerry]

I have it on good authority that Kier, Mike and Ashley are tee-total so I'd be happy to take it on their behalf

Meanwhile in a parallel universe .....

 

[Deebs]

My figures were based on the speed you drive

So Ashley drives a Nissan Micra like it is Sunday every day?!?!?

 

[Deebs]

Meanwhile in a parallel universe .....

Welcome to my universe

 

[CTXMedia]

Walter - you don't want to see my wishlist! View attachment 12140

<insert swear word followed by masses of exclamation marks> ... for ONE machine !!!???!!

I know them Mac's is expensive ... but ... wow!!!!

I bet it plays COD better than my new gaming rig though ...

 

[Kier]

I bet it plays COD better than my new gaming rig though ...

I bet it doesn't!

 

[Jerry]

Welcome to my universe

I've brewed for years, welcome to my kitchen

 

[Ashley]

So Ashley drives a Nissan Micra like it is Sunday every day?!?!?

I'll have you know, it is a Robin Reliant...an electric one.

 

[Deebs]

I'll have you know, it is a Robin Reliant...an electric one.

Does that mean I can officially call you Delboy now?

 

[Kier]

I'll have you know, it is a Robin Reliant...an electric one.

The thought that you could actually fit in a Robin Reliant is rather amusing. Did you see the trouble Clarkson had squeezing in?

 

[Deebs]

The thought that you could actually fit in a Robin Reliant is rather amusing. Did you see the trouble Clarkson had squeezing in?

So is Ashley very tall or just a big guy? Did you see Clarkson squeeze into that little blue car thing and drive around Television Centre? That was a squeeze!

 

[Kier]

So is Ashley very tall or just a big guy? Did you see Clarkson squeeze into that little blue car thing and drive around Television Centre? That was a squeeze!

Ashley is 5' 3" but weighs 30 stone.






Okay, that might not be true. He's 6' 4" and of athletic build.

 

[Deebs]

Ashley is 5' 3" but weighs 30 stone.

Okay, that might not be true. He's 6' 4" and of athletic build.

Ah someone who puts me to shame, 6' 2" and of skinny build.

 

[Ashley]

I carry the weight well, for my height.


The front seat has been removed so I drive from the back seat. I fit in quite well. Occasionally my knees interfere with my hands on the steering, but at my normal driving speed, it is not a very serious problem.

 

[Deebs]

Golf buggy speed?

 

[Ashley]

Oh probably much slower than that..... I remember that golf bugs get my heart going with their speediness....

 

[Peggy]

Oh probably much slower than that..... I remember that golf bugs get my heart going with their speediness....

rofl!!!

 

[DoctorWatsOn]

Oh probably much slower than that..... I remember that golf bugs get my heart going with their speediness....

So, you're the guy I overtook in an electric milk float yesterday.