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An old, but wonderful joke :)

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Vincent, Sep 25, 2010.

  1. Vincent

    Vincent Well-Known Member

    Hey guys,

    I read this joke again some time ago, and I thought: "Let's share it!"

    An old women is going for a visit with the dentist, and the dentist decides to scare her, so he puts on his latex gloves and says:
    The old women believes the story, but yet, she's not scared.

    A few minutes later the old women starts laughing and says:
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  2. Floris

    Floris Guest

    Sorry, didn't find it funny. Try again later after some wine :D
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  3. Vincent

    Vincent Well-Known Member

    I heard it in a bar indeed ;)
    Not that I was rolling on the floor laughing, but it's a good joke :D
    Yet, it's a classic joke.

    EDIT: Ik hoor het Hans Teeuwen al zeggen ;)
  4. Lycaon

    Lycaon Well-Known Member

    Sorry I can't say I laughed.

    It's about as funny as this;

    How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll post the answer next week.
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  5. Kim

    Kim Well-Known Member

    Gosh... I laughed at both crap jokes.... but that might be the wine :p
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  6. Floris

    Floris Guest

    It's #caturday! afteral :p
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  7. Vincent

    Vincent Well-Known Member

  8. Floris

    Floris Guest

    For those interested in a caturday nonsense chit chat, we're all on irc.xenfans.com in #chat for the next 12 hours. :)
  9. Brandon_R

    Brandon_R Guest

    I've seen you use that word elsewhere. Care to share what it means?
  10. Floris

    Floris Guest

    Those who should know what it means, already know what it means, the rest will find out through great glorious victory or epic failure.
  11. Shamil

    Shamil Well-Known Member

    Don't worry, Floris likes to use that word. Unfortunately, he's not one to want to explain things, as apparent by his convicious manner in responding.

    The word originates from 4chan's /b/, in which there was a lot of image posting of cats. I have a feeling that is has something to do with lolcats.
  12. Brandon_R

    Brandon_R Guest

    Ahh 4chan, i should of guessed.
  13. Ahmed

    Ahmed Well-Known Member

    That's funny.
    Well, about what the old woman is wondering, when I was in China I found they have an interesting joke about the answer, but I'm not sure if this is the right place to mention it (let's not make some people angry) so I'll pass it. :D
  14. Floris

    Floris Guest

    Well, you're wrong there, kinda. But don't worry about it.
  15. Ahmed

    Ahmed Well-Known Member

    I'm not sure but you might find this one a little bit better:

    A man went to a strip club. When he got inside he noticed a seat conspicuously unoccupied in the front row. Seizing the opportunity, he took the seat.
    As soon as the first dancer walked out, the guy direct behind him yelled, "Yeah baby! That's what I've been waiting for!"
    The man in the front row turned around and gave him a dirty look. A few minutes into the show, the dancer did a move and snatched off her top, revealing two pasties. The guy behind our friend goes off again: "Yeah baby! Shake those things."
    Our friend turned around and said, "Hey buddy calm down!"
    After a few moments, the dancer did another move and snatched off her dress, revealing a very thin G-string.
    Again the man behind our friend yelled out, "Oh baby! You're almost there!"
    Our friend again turned around and said, "Hey buddy, shut the hell up, will ya!"
    a few minutes later, the dancer stretched out on the floor and snatched off both the pasties and the G-string, and the whole club went wild, except for the man behind our friend. Curious, our friend turned around and asked, "Say buddy, where's your, enthusiasm now?"
    The guy responded, "It's all over your back, dude."

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