Who or what is social media?
Let me think about it!
Facebook; I’ve never really understood it. Who needs it? What does it do? What’s it good for? In some countries, people don’t bother with their own websites; they just smear their stuff on Facebook. It’s a giant junkyard where everyone dumps their stuff, and it just lies around. I have a Facebook page, actually several because every year I think to myself: Yeah, yeah, social media, got to have it. Let’s do some social media. So, I feed the machine, learn when and how to post, set up a plan to post something new once or twice a day. I do that for a month. And with 67 new followers, I feel so exhausted that I lose all interest. Until next year.
Twitter/X, great! What’s it good for, who needs it? Ah, that’s the website where professional chatterboxes constantly tell you what to think, eat, do, and avoid? They comment when Trump farts, and also when he doesn’t. Do I need that? Yeah, once a year, I think, hey, I’m doing social media now! Then it’s the same as with Facebook, but I can’t edit anything, I have to delete and redo it. After a month, I get bored. So, see you next year.
Instagram? What’s the point? What does it do? Okay, I’ve taken an estimated 300,000 pictures in my life and even got paid for it. The pictures are all over the net, so why should I post them there? Oh, for social media! Got it. Nah... that bores me. Sometimes I look at private photos of girls I know, that’s fun, but otherwise, this site can go too.
TikTok? Awesome! Great videos come in, always the same stuff: A comedian who is Muslim, performing all over the world and making funny jokes about Muslims, Arabs, Indians, and others. He’s allowed to do that! He can even insult his guests. Once a week, I laugh along. The many dance videos are great too. When I have time, I want to learn that too. In my next life.
Did I forget something? Dingo and dango and dingi and dutzu, piki and paka, poko and puku, all these mega hyper super platforms, you must know them, you must be there! What do they do? And why? Nobody knows! But, because of social media, of course. Ah, okay. Next year!