My ideal washing machine.


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I was sitting down styling, happily plodding on becoming frustrated at designing a logo when I heard 3 beeps from the washing machine alerting me that the cycle was finished. Then I got thinking (this is my madness). How great would it be if the cycle ended with a *Beep* *Beep* and has the 3rd alert was about to go off it was a great loud *HONK* with a set of speakers sliding out the sides of the washing machine. Finally the front door of the washer opens and a big fat tongue hangs out (obviously the longer the cycle) say whites the longer the tongue.

What can I say, I'm bored, I suddenly envision myself walking barefooted over a path of chocolate muffins.

What would be your ideal appliance? Let you mind go, this thread isn't for serious intelligent conversation. :)