Help me rewrite these nginx code blocks to Apache derivative...

[Mr. Goodie2Shoes]

Here you go:

   location ~ /assets/(.*?)\.css$ {
     alias /something/css.php;

     fastcgi_keep_conn on;
     fastcgi_index index.php;
     include fastcgi_params;
     fastcgi_param REQUEST_CSS $1;
     fastcgi_pass something;
   }

   location /assets/styles {
     alias /something/styles;
   }

   location /assets/styles/gfnlabs/gfnlabs {
     if (!-f $request_filename) {
       rewrite /assets/styles/gfnlabs/gfnlabs/(.*?)$ /assets/styles/default/gfnlabs/$1 last;
     }
   }

   location /assets/js {
     alias /something/js;
   }

   location /data {
     alias /something/data;
   }

   location /favicon.ico {
     alias /something/favicon.ico;
   }

Thanks!