Recent content by T-889

A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. But, to his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was standing. St. Peter greeted him warmly. Then St...

A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense. He didn’t want to go to jail. But his lawyer told him, "Don’t worry. You’ll never have to go to jail with all that money.” And the lawyer was right. When the man was sent to prison, he didn’t...

Questions from lawyers (they are said to actually have happened!) Q: She had three children, right? A: Yes. Q: How many were boys? A: None. Q: Were there any girls? Were you alone or by yourself?

How can you spot a lawyer or politician walking down the street? He will have his hands in someone else’s pockets.

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? How many can you afford?

You may call me a pessimist, but I think that there are companies out there that are aware of this and still keeping on with their dirty business.

Money rules the world... And yes, your legal-system sucks, but so does ours... the one with more money always wins. Hopefully they only won the battle in this case! :( Oh, and yes, this is definetely not the worst case. There are people being in remand for the rest of their lifes because they...

Personal taste: Primary: My lovely foxy in version 3.6 :) with all those incredible addons like Adblock Plus, NoScript, Firebug, Fireshot, Web Developer Secondary: All the other browsers for testing purposes.

You'd better run now, 'cause that's an older model ;)

Yes, probably. I'm looking forward to this and I'm really interested if it will be "bloat" by then or if they can keep up the great performance...

Thank you, it's really a nice place, but I struggle to believe it's the happiest place :) (Aside from this being highly subjective ;)) I'm just looking around, wanna see xenforo, the new competitor in its full glory. I'm both, customer of vBulletin and IPB. When vBulletin 4 missed all it...

Greetings everyone, I just made the step, registered and wanted to say "hello" to the whole community. Hopefully this was the right forum to do so... Kind regards, T-889 *goes looking around the forums*