I got trapped under a mountain. You have no right to complain.
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Moynal
... Indeed. Being trapped under a mountain and found by a priest has gotta suck. It's your fault though. For getting uppity with the Buddha.
Moynal
Can I just foist the soon to be here kid off to someone else? I'm not parent material.
Observer
Buddha came onto mah turf. If he'd stayed out of Heaven, and the Jade Emperor had given me some respect... Bah, he's a dung-beetle.
Um... I'm a monkey. Not the one you want to ask about this stuff... I think you'd make a good parent though.
Um... I'm a monkey. Not the one you want to ask about this stuff... I think you'd make a good parent though.
Moynal
I apologize, dude.
... Yeah, but you're still Dave. Somewhere. And Dave has experience babysitting.
I'd make a terrible parent for an elf.
... Yeah, but you're still Dave. Somewhere. And Dave has experience babysitting.
I'd make a terrible parent for an elf.
Moynal
At least I'll be a better influence on him than Eol. Now... How do I get this armor from the troll cave to fit his small frame? Honestly, I won't have him getting hurt. *Protective*