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... I take it back! It isn't nice... It makes you look fat. And it's dirty.

The green one looks really nice. A bit too feminine for my tastes, but... Bright and happy. My kind of thing. *Blushes.*

... What? *Hurt. Looking genuinely hurt.*

Well... Feminine is you. You shouldn't have any problems with dresses, Princess. *Hugs*

You... I... Sorry? *Pats your back.* I didn't mean it, you know that.

Feminine? How so?*Returns the hug. Cheerful.* I'm not a Princess... You are. A dress-wearing one.

You said I'm fat. *Sitting down* I..

You look it. Honestly. *Gives you a hand mirror* Princess... Nope. Nope.

You're not fat. *Pinches chest.* I... I'm fat. By comparison at least. *Blushes.*

I... She's a girly girl. Cute though. Even if the sailor suit isn't my thing. *Blushes.* Absolutely. You're a french princess. But without the beheadings.

D-did you just pinch my... *Redfaced* Oh... You're not fat. You're pleasantly plump.

You're also physically less than eighteen. Moiraine's been around for a bit longer, kid. *Laughs* A French Princess? I could... That sounds nice.

I... No. No I did not. *Blatant lies.* Pleasantly plump? What do you mean by that?

So she has. I hope I stop looking so much younger than you eventually. Wearing dresses roughly the same size is going to get annoying. *Giggles.* It describes you perfectly.

I.. Yes you did. it's... Weird. I shouldn't.. Not that I'm complaining.. *Hugs* They're large.. for your frame.

Old enough to be your mother, sadly. Old enough to be MY mother. It's weird, friendo. *Snickers*
Dresses are nice though! *Smiling* Does not.

They feel nice, right? Not something either of us are used to... But nice. *Nuzzles.* So are yours. Mine are just... Comically oversized.

Hm... I could respond to that statement in multiple ways... What's best... *Tackles.* Mommy!
I haven't worn one yet, so I don't know... Are they comfy? *Blushes.* Yes, it totally does.

Yes, they feel nice. But they're also... You're right. Not used to them yet. I'm also not used to being 5' 11" instead of my old height. *Blatant lies regarding current height being 5' 11".*

M-mommy? *Squirming* She's old enough... NOT ME.
They're comfortable, yes. *Hugs* I'm not French. That's the exact opposite of American.

5'11"? How on Earth did you come up with that number? I'm 5'3", tops, and you're a bit shorter than me.

You're the same person though. *Nuzzles.* It makes sense.
Well then, um... Help me try one? *Shuffles feet.* French is nice. WWII wrecked a badass reputation.

I... I don't want to admit that I am.. Petite.

Same person? Hardly. I'm just... similar. *Relaxes*
A green one? *Smiles* I know.. I just don't feel like admitting. Magic is awesome so... I can forgive her Royal Highness.

If it makes you feel better... As far as total size is concerned, I'm only slightly ahead.

You're EXACTLY the same. Try and come up with a significant difference. I'll bet you can't.
Please? Just... Something. *Hugs.* You really don't mind if I call you a French Princess then?

You're a teenager... I'm done growing.

I'm... wearing a dress that shows off cleavage. I've got gender dysphoria.
... Pick one. *Shows you to a closet* I don't mind... just as long as it's not the only thing you call me.

You never know... Magic is as magic does, right?

You don't have gender dysphoria anymore... And given that you're her, it seems likely that she was showing off her cleavage as well.
Um... That one? *Not too many frills, nor too revealing... It's practical, and reasonably feminine though.* Hm... Is Mom also acceptable?

.. Magic is as magic does. You're speaking gibberish. Stahp. That's the Aes Sedai's job.

How don't I have it? And.. It's just not something you expect her to do.
Let me help you put it on.. *Does so* Why would you want to call me 'Mom'?

How am I spouting gibberish? I thought my meaning was very clear... Namely, that magic is odd.

Your brain says you're female, and your body says you're female. And... It's totally something she would do, in the right situation. She went into Rhuidean naked.
It's... I... How does it look? *Embarrassed.* Because I find it amusing, and you're about the right age for it.

Magic isn't that odd. Except it is and... Huh. You know, I think audiobooks might be fun.

My brain says I'm male. *Blatant lies. Is laughed at.* She went into Rhuidean for the greater good.
... It looks good. But you look better. *Giggles* I'm not even 20 years old. Not old enough to be your mother.

I'm sure they will be... Depending on how you go about making them. How isn't magic odd though?

Al, neither of us believe that, so why say it? It's silly. *Giggling.* Maybe she's baring her cleavage for the same reason.
D'aww... Do you really mean that?
You're closer to fifty... You could be my mother, easily.

Magic is magic... Nothing odd about it. It just IS.

Because... because... I want to say it? It helps my case? If I keep saying it it might become true? *Blushing*
I do. Really. *Hugs*
Fifty. How am I close to fifty? *Offended*