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"Your rack is better than my flat chest."

"I... this isn't.. fair. I don't have ovaries.. or curves or.. what do you mean 'tone of voice'?"

"Bull. We've both got oversized melons... And despite their smaller size, yours are better."

"I KNOW it isn't fair... But I can't do anything about it." *Runs hand along your side.* "Don't have curves, you say?" *Smirks.* "The voice... Is distinctly feminine."

"How are MINE better?"

"I.. distinctly feminine?"

"Oh... and... how are mine oversized? They're average... at best."

"They're decent, but not oversized..."

"You have that higher pitch a female voice does... I'll bet that if you sang, you'd be amazing at it.

"They're much bigger than that. High C's, low D's."

"Yours are nicer, Kamarile."

"And that makes me a she-elf?"

"Ugh. Nope. NOPE." *Shudder* "Mine aren't.. Nope. I don't have any t-" *Hand is clamped over my mouth. You look irritated.*

"Even if that were true... Yours are still amazing."

"It makes you a she."

"I spent SEVEN YEARS in Randland like this. I didn't drag my way back to you just to hear you spew BS."

"They don't feel nice.. at all."

"I sound nice?"

"It's NOT B-" *Hand is clamped over again. Cutting me off.*

"I didn't say anything about them feeling nice." *Smirks.*

"You do..."

"It is. You're among the most feminine women I've met... It's almost over the top."

"... What?"

"I'm not the singing type.."

*Shakes head* "Don't wanna..."

"Over the top? But.. I.. I don't wanna.." *Hand clamped over* OOC: I DO like when it's pointed out that it's something that I sorta did want... and shouldn't complain about it.

"Just making a general statement." *Honks.*

"You could be."

"Yes, you do. Or, at least, you've said so... On multiple occasions. And even pointed out that you like it when people tell you so."

"D-did you just.."

"Why? Just because I have tits doesn't mean I can sing well."

"... I have never once expressed feelings of wanting to be a chick."

"I did. Do you know why?"

"True... But the fact that you have a singing voice does."

"... I can find direct quotes to the exact reverse effect."

"I don't know why. At all." *Buttons up jacket*

"A singing voice? Again... how can you tell? What makes you think I can sing?"

"... Explain."

"Seriously.. explain what you mean there."

"Because, it proves that you're a woman, Miss Tits."

"I can hear it in your voice... You've got that kind of melodious pitch."

"I have, in writing, an admission of the statement which you are denying."

"It's extremely... uncomfortable. They're implants, dude."

"Oh.. Maybe I should. I.. I might like it."

"Which statement?"

"It's.. extremely uncomfortable. They're implants, dude."

"It'd be fun, right?"

"Which statement?"

"They're not implants. Trust me, when I saw the monsters I have... I wanted to believe they were too."

"It could be."

That you want to be a girl."