Well on the topic of age difference: Psylocke is an adult.. and Jess... well.. I picked a teenager. I'd be annoyed at being a minor AND shorter than you. But I'd pick on you for the purple hair.. because.. why not.
I would threaten to adopt you in retaliation... Because the purple hair is not something I would enjoy thinking about.
Purple hair isn't disliked, but... Not something I'd want on my head, especially if I were trying to go unnoticed. Also... I have a little sister in the MCU...
You'd have fun teasing me? Being 16 SUCKS.... and you'd mock me? Luckily my hair would be brown. You do? All I'd have is Parker.
Yes. Yes I would. I wouldn't do it too much though... And it wouldn't be in the spirit of meanness. I'd be envious. Filmverse Psylocke exists. Hey... Having a baby brother isn't a bad thing.
Well... I'd retaliate by calling you 'Mom'.. or Big Sis. Or Miss Purple. Or even... BRITISH. Why? Brown hair is boring... Nooo... It is when it's not the Magnificent Tobey Spider-Man.