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Hi, I am trying to display some content from an external db into a table displayed through a xenforo page. So far I have followed this guide: http://xenforo.com/community/threads/guide-query-records-from-a-different-db-and-display-them-in-a-page-node.42311/ to enable me to grab the content from...

LAMP, the way it should be done :D

How can you tell the difference between a lawyer and a leech? The leech will stop sucking your blood and drop off when you die.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving

What’s the difference between a lawyer and an onion? You cry when you cut up an onion.

Finally some solid proof that Apple are a homosexual company :)

You were running Vista?! Kinda brought it on yourself then really :D Plug it into an external monitor but shove a Linux live disk in it and boot up from the CD. Then you can do some damage control and see what is / isn't there. If you get in and your files are there, back them up! //EDIT I'm...

Why are people not using Debian?! o.O

Thanks for justifying my cough earlier as a reason not to go to work tomorrow!!

*waits for Kier to show his face* Pretty certain he's a troll, especially on Monday mornings

Number 11: Create a thread on how to be a forum troll.

Login took excess of 10 seconds. Other sites seem to be loading fine, but XenForo.com is noticeably slower for me.

^^ Does not reflect my political view in any way, just thought it was worthy to go in here ;)

Technologic - Daft Punk :D