/^Mike$/i meme*

[The Dark Wizard]

No-one uses a small m to refer to Mike.

Even in caseless regex.

That is like using a lower case letter for God.

Such Heresy.

 

[rellek]

No-one uses a small m to refer to Mike.

Even in caseless regex.

Sounds fair.

 

[Luxus]

Let me give it a shot here. Mike doesn't fix bugs himself, he programs a bot that does the bug fixing.

 

[Edrondol]

I believe in one Mike, the Coder Almighty, maker of Xenforo and RM. And of all things, jquery and zend.

I'd do the rest of the Nicene Creed, but I have to sing it to remember and I don't think anyone around me wants that.

 

[TheBigK]

Mike Can Code But Code Can't Mike.

 

[Roach]

 

[SchmitzIT]

Mike *can* divide by zero.
When Mike fixes a bug, the bug goes to /dev/Mike.
Mike is so relentless when it comes to bugs, that his house is spider free due to lack of food.
Mike was considered for the lead role in the movie Starship Troopers, but the special effect insects refused to go up against him.

 

[Shelley]

Bugs are so scared to enter the xenforo product they have to send in a support ticket to ask Mike if they can enter.

 

[Roach]

Mike works for the FBI (The Furious Bug Inspector)

 

[Shelley]

One time a bug asked Mike if she looked good in this dress. Mike replied... "Yes, but not for long".

 

[Roach]

One does not simply 'fix a bug' one fixes a million bugs within an hour

 

[Edrondol]

Mike's code does not have bugs. Mike's code just has features nobody else is smart enough to appreciate.

 

[14DH01]

the code is so well designed that Mike has no difficulty

 

[Slavik]

Mike doesnt need time to code new versions of XenForo, he just pauses to let the webmasters catch up.

 

[EQnoble]

Mike is the reason Cicada only reveal themselves once every 17 years.

 

[Allan]

Mike works a lot, but what do Kier hidden behind the screen?

 

[Boothby]

He enjoyes to stay hidden, but this is the Mike attention thread..

 

[Lone Wolf]

Mike doesn't own a watch, he decides what time it is and the world adjusts

 

[jmurrayhead]

Posted this in the other thread, but makes more sense here:

Mike doesn't lose sleep. Sleep loses Mike.

 

[Anseur]

There is no other developer of xf. Any other developer you may of heard of is just one of Mike's alternate personalitys who fixes bugs while the Mike personality sleeps.