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Joke of the Day...lol

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Itworx4me, Aug 31, 2011.

  1. Itworx4me

    Itworx4me Well-Known Member

    Bob forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was mad. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!!" The next morning when his wife woke up, she looked out the window to find a box… gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. . . Bob has been missing since Friday!

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