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Google is providing free internet connections!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by D.O.A., Mar 12, 2012.

  1. D.O.A.

    D.O.A. Well-Known Member

  2. Andy.N

    Andy.N Well-Known Member

    April fool 2007
  3. whynot

    whynot Well-Known Member

    You can also choose to request our professional installation service, which dispatches an army of factory-trained, sub-contracted nanobots from the TiSP Access Node. The nanobots travel with exhilarating nano-speed through the sewer system and into your home to perform the installation service, which should be complete within 15 minutes. Note: For your own physical safety and emotional well-being and in consideration of the nanobots' working conditions, please make absolutely certain that your toilet is unoccupied at the scheduled appointment time.
  4. Sador

    Sador Well-Known Member

    How can Google offer this service for free? We believe that all users deserve free, fast and sanitary online access. To offset the cost of providing the TiSP service, we use information gathered by discreet DNA sequencing of your personal bodily output to display online ads that are contextually relevant to your culinary preferences, current health status and likelihood of developing particular medical conditions going forward.
  5. Digital Doctor

    Digital Doctor Well-Known Member

  6. FreshFroot

    FreshFroot Well-Known Member

    April fools for sure :p

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